I'm a teenager living in Alabama, USA. I'm ftm, pansexual, homoromantic. I get easily obsessed with things and am part of many fandoms. I reblog all sorts of things and my ask box is open to anyone who needs advice, an ear to listen, or just a person to chat with.
oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would
the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut
absolute fucking walnut
Oh how I’ve missed this post.
- str8 couples in the gone series: HE ROLLED HTE CONDOM ONTO HIS D I C K AND SLIPPITY SLAPPED IT RIGHT INTA THE PUSS PUSS
- gay couple in the gone series: *reach for nonspecific embrace*
- gay couple in the gone series: *change minds about embrace b4 touching each other*
- gay couple in the gone series: 2 pats to the western shoulder
- gay couple in the gone series: "hey man"
- gay couple in the gone series: *never interact again*
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children.
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did.
WHAT THE FUCk
This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.